"act as if I'm in charge".
So sue me.
Oh well. I wasn't put on this planet to be liked.
Yesterday I cooked a bunch of stuff. But I do find English vegetables incredibly uninspiring. I did something interesting with tempeh which I slightly nicked off another blogger but cannot remember who. I marinated the tempeh in lemon zest and juice. Then made it into risotto by stir-frying the tempeh, rice, ginger and garlic in sesame and olive oil. Then added water. I topped it with roast fennel.
The dish was a success but tempeh is basically pretty disgusting. It tastes like bum hole. (Not that I've ever tasted bum hole. Coughs.)
I want to wash your "dishes"
ReplyDeleteYou keep on concocting in the kitchen, I'll keep on reading.
ReplyDeleteExcellent post, don't take this as an offence- kitchen nazi.
Thank you gentlemen. What was it Jerry Hall said? Be a maid in the living room, a whore in the bedroom and a domme in the kitchen. Something like that...
ReplyDeleteI'm also pretty bossy in the kitchen. Nobody interfere with my art! ;)
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to them! You have to be a control freak, out of town motherfucker in the kitchen. It's the only way to cook. People's Republics don't work, just Mugabeism. I want to wash your dishes too.
ReplyDeleteI love it when men work underneath me.
ReplyDeleteHe He He, totally agree with your comments about when in the kitchen they can all fuck off !!!
ReplyDeleteMy Mother-in-law met this fate when she turned up the spuds which were being par boiled for roasting & transformed them into mash potato whilst I was making Christmas dinner in 1995.
After that the family all started to get the message.
Hey,
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my blog Rog.
Glad you approve!